Next week is what?

So, here's the debate? Do I a) ignore the upcoming birthday of the man who didn't even acknowledge mother's day, or do I b) go over the top?

It's never just A and B, or black and white.

I'm going with C.

I think I'll get him the following gifts ...

because I drink too much

because I'm self centered

because I embarrass him

because I'm self centered

because I spend too much time working or

because I really am self centered and only think of myself

... hmmm, what's a girl to do?